WATCH: CHRISTEENE – BIG SHOT – WORLD PREMIERE
Love her or lust her, Christeene pries into the deep of her inner child psyche with the seductively disturbing
Fierth: What is your name?
Fierth: What is your motto?
Christeene: Play ta win dat nay nay
Fierth: How do you describe your work?
Christeene: Im here ta fuckin slap tha world across da face wit my shit and wake it da fuck up with some gooood time pain an celebration.
Fierth: What accomplishment are you most proud of ?
Christeene: I ate a steak wit RICK OWENS in Paris one nite
Fierth: What is the secret to success ?
Christeene: My boots my Boyz an my Pain
Fierth: What about your work frustrates you ?
Christeene: Not bein able to travel ass much ass I want too an meet new an fuckin amayzin people out derr in da world
Fierth: What do you like most about what you do?
Christeene: Sharin all diz majiik dat me an my boyz are puttin out an watchin da people eat it up and smile when dey done.
Fierth: How tall are you?
Christeene: Tall enuff to pee standin up
Fierth: How do you keep it real?
Christeene: Bein me
Fierth Describe a time/event in your life that you’re nostalgic for.
Christeene: Ridin bikes wit T Gravel an C Baby in Stockholm on a briyeeeet sunny day wit da wind in my hair
Christeene: My ass live in Austin Texas
Fierth: Describe your home in 6 words or less.
Christeene: Dry Cool Blue Chickenz Hidden Sexless
Fierth: How would your best friend describe you?
Fierth: What are some qualities you value in your friends ?
Christeene: I trust my friendz
Fierth: If someone wrote a biography on your life , what do you think the title should be?
Christeene: Third Prize
Fierth: If you could learn to do anything, what would it be?
Christeene: To learn too talk to animals!
Fierth: Have you ever felt hopeless? How did you get through it?
Christeene: I wrote a song
Fierth: What makes you angry ?
Christeene: sound checks
Fierth: What brings you the most joy?
Christeene: My Boyz an da people who like da shit we makin ferr da real reasons
Fierth: What motivates you in life?
Christeene: Da bruises on my kneez after a hard set on a good stage
Fierth: If you weren’t doing what you are doing now, what do you think you would be doing?
Fierth: Do you collect anything? If so, what?
Fierth: Do you have any obsessions right now?
Fierth: If you could buy anything regardless of cost, what would you buy?
Christeene:uh airplane wit u pilot so i can brang it too da hole wide world
Fierth: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?
Christeene: Da Oprah angelz
Fierth: The kids today …
Christeene: Make me wanna kick up sum dirt an scream an play
Fierth: What is your beauty secret ?
Christeene: Not havin one
Fierth: What is your favorite sound?
Christeene: Children sangin
Fierth: What is your “ Safety Word”?
Fierth: Who do you have your eye on right now ? ( up and coming talents )
Christeene: Double Duchess in San Fran iz da SHEEEET
Fierth: What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
Christeene: Diz bear in San Fran gave me a lil matchbook he had decorated when we performed at FOLSOM ST FAIR and it had glitter on it an a picture uh a lil bear in a hardhat an I still got it an keep it by my mattress.
Fierth: Which places have you traveled to that you feel had changed your perspective of the world ?
Christeene: Berlin an Stockholm an paris…..an C Baby’s backyard, and da fellas in Toronto who throw da HOTNUTS partay..Proddy and Mary.
Fierth: What’s something about yourself that no one knows?
Christeene: Sumthin dat no one knowz
Fierth: Lets play a round of woerkd association quick fire , I am going to say a word , tell me the first thing that comes to your mind.
Bitch: Nancy grace
Love: Is goooood
Power: Will eat u up
Hate: Aint good
Moist: As a dawg
Sex: Aint wurth it
Dirt: Smellz good
Fame: I wanna live ferrrever
Best: Is worst
Good : Food
Fierth: Leave us a quote to carry on with :
Christeene: U never know whooo gunna put eggz in dat chicken basket, so be good to dem chickenz yallz.