CHRISTEENE Reveals Herself – The Fierth i-ON Interview

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BRIAN MILLS

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Founder & Editor of Fierth.com - I am not a journalist, I am not a blogger, and I am not a writer.

Fierth’s Brian Mills sits down with revolutionary artist Christeene, As she lubes up for a return to the New York stage later this month at PUSSY FAGGOT ( see Below ). Christeene has been turning the world on its good ear with her hits liike “African Mayonaise” and the song that got her banned from youtube- ” Fix My Dick”. Her live performances are a sight to behold, spittingg sharply tuned lyrics and a flying butt plug or two.  Get to know CHRISTEENE

Christeene LIVE  at PUSSY FAGGOT – NYC – November 21, 2012 INFO HERE

Fierth: What is your name?

CHRISTEENE

Fierth: What is your motto?

Christeene: Play ta win dat nay nay

Fierth: How do you describe your work?

Christeene: Im here ta fuckin slap tha world across da face wit my shit and wake it da fuck up with some gooood time pain an celebration.

Fierth: What accomplishment are you most proud of ?

Christeene: I ate a steak wit RICK OWENS in Paris one nite

Fierth: What is the secret to success ?

Christeene: My boots my Boyz an my Pain

Fierth: What about your work frustrates you ?

Christeene: Not bein able to travel ass much ass I want too an meet new an fuckin amayzin people out derr in da world

Fierth: What do you like most about what you do?

Christeene: Sharin all diz majiik dat me an my boyz are puttin out an watchin da people eat it up and smile when dey done.

Fierth: How tall are you?

Christeene: Tall enuff to pee standin up

Fierth: How do you keep it real?

Christeene: Bein me

Fierth Describe a time/event in your life that you’re nostalgic for.

Christeene: Ridin bikes wit T Gravel an C Baby in Stockholm on a briyeeeet sunny day wit da wind in my hair

 
Fierth: Where are you based , where do you call home ?

Christeene: My ass live in Austin Texas

Fierth: Describe your home in 6 words or less.

Christeene: Dry Cool Blue Chickenz Hidden Sexless

Fierth: How would your best friend describe you?

Christeene: pretty

Fierth: What are some qualities you value in your friends ?

Christeene: I trust my friendz

Fierth: If someone wrote a biography on your life , what do you think the title should be?

Christeene: Third Prize

Fierth: If you could learn to do anything, what would it be?

Christeene: To learn too talk to animals!

Fierth: Have you ever felt hopeless? How did you get through it?

Christeene: I wrote a song

Fierth: What makes you angry ?

Christeene: sound checks

Fierth: What brings you the most joy?

Christeene: My Boyz an da people who like da shit we makin ferr da real reasons

 

Fierth: What motivates you in life?

Christeene: Da bruises on my kneez after a hard set on a good stage

Fierth: If you weren’t doing what you are doing now, what do you think you would be doing?

Christeene: Huh?

Fierth: Do you collect anything? If so, what?

Christeene: Puppies

Fierth: Do you have any obsessions right now?

Christeene: Bunnies

Fierth: If you could buy anything regardless of cost, what would you buy?

Christeene:uh airplane wit u pilot so i can brang it too da hole wide world

Fierth: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?

Christeene: Da Oprah angelz

Fierth: The kids today …

Christeene: Make me wanna kick up sum dirt an scream an play

Fierth: What is your beauty secret ?

Christeene: Not havin one

Fierth: What is your favorite sound?

Christeene: Children sangin

Fierth: What is your “ Safety Word”?

Christeene: Huh?

Fierth: Who do you have your eye on right now ? ( up and coming talents )
Christeene: Double Duchess in San Fran iz da SHEEEET

Fierth: What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?

Christeene: Diz bear in San Fran gave me a lil matchbook he had decorated when we performed at FOLSOM ST FAIR and it had glitter on it an a picture uh a lil bear in a hardhat an I still got it an keep it by my mattress.

Fierth: Which places have you traveled to that you feel had changed your perspective of the world ?

Christeene: Berlin an Stockholm an paris…..an C Baby’s backyard, and da fellas in Toronto who throw da HOTNUTS partay..Proddy and Mary.

Fierth: What’s something about yourself that no one knows?

Christeene: Sumthin dat no one knowz

Fierth: Lets play a round of woerkd association quick fire , I am going to say a word , tell me the first thing that comes to your mind.

Christeene:

Bitch: Nancy grace

Money: Honey

Love: Is goooood

Unique: Phonique

Power: Will eat u up

Hate: Aint good

Moist: As a dawg

Sex: Aint wurth it

Dirt: Smellz good

God: Who?

Cozy: Puppies

Fame: I wanna live ferrrever

Funny: Lady

Best: Is worst

Good : Food

Bad: Huh

Worst: Turd

ME: Who?

Fierth: Leave us a quote to carry on with :

Christeene: U never know whooo gunna put eggz in dat chicken basket, so be good to dem chickenz yallz.


CHRISTEENE at Glasslands  Thanksgiving Eve

NEW YORK CITY

Wednesday, November 21, 2012
9:00 pm – 4:00 am
Glasslands
289 Kent Ave.
Brooklyn, NY 11211
Tickets $10 (advance), $13 (door)

Get Tickets [here]

Via Pussy Faggot:  Madison Square Garden may not be calling her (yet), but fear not pussy faggots! You will get your Christeene fix and get it good. The Austin-based “sexually infused sewer of live rap and vile shamelessness” comes to New York on one of the best club nights of the year – Thanksgiving Eve! Christeene is making a special trip from Austin for this show with DJ JJ Booya, and the 2 of the promise to “stuff your turkey with their love.” So whether you’re a New York City orphan with no family obligations for Thankgiving or you’re from the area and have to spend the whole of Thanksgiving with the fam, you’ll want to get down and dirty with Christeene.  Get your tickets ASAP.  This event will sell out.

 

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