Breakdown W/ THE KIKI TWINS – LIQUID DIET
Name: Liquid Diet
What do you do: Write ditties, sing & record ’em, imbibe, rinse and repeat.
Where are you based: NYC, baby!
1. So tell us, what is the most FIERTH thing about you?
We subsist on a diet of liquids alone. It’s simply amazing that we’re not skeletal but rather fashionably thin! Also, Georgia has those precious, nubile, succulent, peach-like lady parts.
2. What type of art do you create?
Liquid Diet is a scrumptious new musical cocktail: equal parts disco and electro, topped off with lip-smackingly saucy lyrics. Whether you swallow it down or spit it out, our music is a fast and effective way to shed those unwanted inhibitions on the dancefloor!
3. What’s going on right now for you?
Well, we just signed with NinthWave Records, and our debut EP will feature the title track “HAND DANCE”, a disco-licious jam “NUDE”, and our club-ready remake of our George Michael’s “FATHER FIGURE”.
In case you’re wondering, yes: “HAND DANCE” is our guilt-free little ode to self-pleasure. We suggest that you partake in the guilty pleasure of said self-pleasure while you watch the naughty new music video on YouTube, right now before it premieres on MTV Logo and here! TV next month! We’ll also be announcing some live performances in the coming weeks so keep an eye out for those.
4. What’s on your plate for the rest of 2012?
Well, firstly we don’t eat solids so there’s never any need for a plate. However, our plans for 2012 include writing more tasty tracks, doing a duet with Kim Zolciak, and generally continuing to lubricate our fans’ lives. Also, Billy and Georgia plan to make a baby with a turkey baster and lots of Boy Butter!
5. Who’s on your radar? Who should we be keeping an eye on?
Barbra Streisand! Oh yeah, and of course THE KIKI TWINS!!! lol
6. What is something no one knows about you?
Georgia is not a fully biological female. Jonny swings both ways and really needs to be on meds.
7. What are some of your pet peeves?
Weak drinks, bad spellers, and cash bars at weddings, I mean really?!?
8. If you could be doing anything, anywhere with anyone right now, tell us who, where and what you would be doing?
We’d be on the couch in the Lower East Side having a shaken voddy and St. Germain cocktail with someone very funny. Ricky Gervais comes to mind. Or someone very attractive like Michael Fassbender.
9. Where can people find out more about you and keep up with you?
Well, for a limited time only and in time for some Valentine’s Day self-loving, you can download the entire HAND DANCE EP for FREE FREE FREE FREE on our SoundCloud page: soundcloud.com/LiquidDiet!! You can also find us on:
One final question…
10. Are we there yet?
That’s a question I ask myself about 1700 times during the flight home to Sydney. I sometimes ask the flight attendant as well, and that’s when she says, “Baby that’s why Ambien and Xannies were invented. Take one of each and I’ll catch ya on the flip side.” Oh yeah, we’re almost there.